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Old 04-07-2013, 12:50 PM
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5 Surgeons!


Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.


The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'


The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'


The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'


The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'


But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'
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Old 04-13-2013, 04:20 AM
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........ Way true!
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Old 09-03-2013, 11:27 PM
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nice where did you come up with this.

As a 7th grade biology teacher, I was teaching my class about the flow of blood in the body. After my lecture I asked the class the following: “Why is it that if I would turn upside down, my face would turn red since the blood would flow to my head, but when I stand upright my feet don’t turn red?” I was taken aback when a boy blurted out, “that’s cuz your feet aint empty!”.
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